Facts About VijayaKanth

vijayakanth - tamilnadu's freedom fighter
he has acted in lots of movies kicking butts of terrorists and villains
he is a person who acts more than the money given to him
hehe
anyways read this one which i found over the net
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1. Vijaykanth makes onions cry

2. Vijaykanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

3. Ghosts are actually caused by Vijaykanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

4. Vijaykanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.

5. Vijaykanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

6. Vijaykanth can drown a fish.

7. When Vijaykanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.

8. When Vijaykanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Vijaykanth and Vijaykanth.

9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Vijaykanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

10. The last digit of pi is Vijaykanth. He is the end of all things.

11. Vijaykanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

12. Bullets dodge Vijaykanth.

13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Vijaykanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

14. Vijaykanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Vijaykanth.

15. If you spell Vijaykanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Vijaykanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

16. Vijaykanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

17. Once a cobra bit Vijaykanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

18. When Vijaykanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

19. Vijaykanth can kill two stones with one bird.

20. Vijaykanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Vijaykanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

22. There is no such thing as global warming. Vijaykanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

23. Vijaykanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

24. Vijaykanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? unless it gets in his way.

25. It takes Vijaykanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Vijaykanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vijaykanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Vijaykanth.

28. Vijaykanth destroyed the periodic table, because Vijaykanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

29. Vijaykanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Vijaykanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

31. The square root of Vijaykanth is pain. Do not try to square Vijaykanth, the result is death.

32. When you say "no one's perfect", Vijaykanth takes this as a personal insult."

So dont mess with vijayakanth

;)
hmmmm i see some similarities b/w vijayakanth and ragga
maybe its cause they are from the same state